And what did YOU do today, dear?

I karate-chopped a surfer under your bed because the voices told me to. (How both of us fit under your bed remains a mystery…)

And what did YOU do today? Find your answer by selecting the appropriate phrases below, and either leave it in comments or post about it – we want to know!

Pick the month you were born:
January——-I kicked
February——I loved
March——–I karate chopped
April———-I licked
May———-I jumped on
June———-I smelled
July———–I did the Macarena with
August——–I had lunch with
September—-I danced with
October——-I sang to
November—–I yelled at
December—–I ran over

Pick the date (number) you were born:
1——-a birdbath
2——-a monster
3——-a phone
4——-a fork
5——-a snowman
6——-a gangster
7——-my mobile phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friend’s boyfriend
10——-my neighbor
11——-my science teacher
12——-a banana
13——-a fireman
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16——-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——-a spoon
19—— – a smurf
20——-a baseball bat
21——-a ninja
22——-Chuck Norris
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a football player
26——-my sister
27——-my brother
28——-an iPod
29——-a surfer
30——-a homeless guy
31——-a llama  

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1——— In my car
2 ——— On your car
3  ———– In a hole
4 ———–  Under your bed  
5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle  
6 ——— sliding down a hill  
7 ——— in an elevator  
8———- at the dinner table  
9  ——– In line at the bank
0 ——– in your bathroom  

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White———because I’m cool like that.
Black———because that’s how I roll.
Pink———–because I’m NOT crazy.
Red————because the voices told me to.
Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want.
Green———because I think I need some serious help.
Purple———because I’m AWESOME!
Gray———–because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow———because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange——–because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown———because I can.
Other———-because I’m a Ninja!
None———–because I can’t control myself!  

Thanks to my blogless friend Roxane for e-mailing this one. And thanks for letting me get away with this bit of silliness as a post; it’s a crazy week, and not a lot of writing is getting done around here!
 

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  • I yelled at your mom at the dinner table because I’m NOT crazy.

  • I smelled an ipod in a hole because I’m awesome!

  • I karate chopped my brother in your bathroom because I’m cool like that.

  • Fun side effect of this exercise – figuring out people’s birthdays :-)!

    Teresa‘s result, via e-mail: I sang to a homeless guy riding a motorcycle because I’m NOT crazy. (I love how he can still afford a motorcycle…)

    Kathy (Bermudaonion) – You’re definitely not crazy – I wouldn’t have eaten that stuff either.

    Callista – Of course you’re awesome, but that’s just a little weird…:-)

    Jessica – You’re cool in all sorts of ways, lady :-D.

  • Ali

    I danced with a fireman in an elevator because I can’t control myself!

  • I licked a phone in an elevator because I’m NOT crazy.

  • I licked my neighbor in a hole because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.

  • I did the Macarena with a monster on your car because I’m NOT crazy.

    (If that’s the measure of sanity, I’m a little worried.)

  • I am having fun reading everyone’s answers – hope you’re enjoying it too! It’s interesting how many people are doing things because they’re NOT crazy :-D. But I’m not sure how I feel about all the licking going on…

    Ali – I think Belle of the Books might need that fireman more than you do :-).

    BelleoftheBooks – If you need help getting out of that elevator, Ali will send the fireman over when they’re done dancing.

    April – Always listen to eight-foot-tall yellow feathered critters, I say.

    Ruth – I would be, too. Glad the monster didn’t step on your feet while doing the Macarena, though.

  • Okay…I loved my sister in the line at the bank because I think I need some serious help. Yes I think I do. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Apparently, I did the macarena with a noodle on your car because the voices told me to! A noodle!

  • As for me, I had lunch with a squirrel in my car because I’m sexy and I do what I want.

    As for the squirrel, he does what I tell him to do. Obviously.

  • I kicked a squirrel riding a motorcycle because I’m sexy and I do what I want. So there!

  • Mike – What a way to spend your birthday! Can’t disagree with that assessment, though :-).

    Michelle – That noodle was probably very flexible, though – that’s helpful when dancing.

    Patois – It could be useful to have a squirrel at your command.

    Cathy – Was that a very tiny motorcycle, or a very large squirrel?

  • I licked Chuck Norris in line at the bank because I think I need some serious help.

    1. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!
    2. If I’m licking Chuck Norris than yes, I definitely need some serious help.

  • Jill (Softdrink) – Was that the same bank that Mike was in with his sister? I am taking my money elsewhere – that bank makes people do some VERY strange things, apparently.

  • I kicked a birdbath (while) riding a motorcycle because I’m sexy and I do what I want.

  • Hmmm…

    I did the Macarena with my brother in my car because I’m cool like that.

    You can’t believe how bad he sucked at doing the Macarena.

  • Karen (PlanetBooks) – I hope you didn’t injure your foot when you kicked that birdbath!

    Jeff – I should think it would be tough for anyone to do the Macarena in a car – there’s not too much space :-).

  • I had lunch with a gangster in line at the bank because I think I need some serious help!

    Oh my goodness….that is too cute.

  • Jo-Jo – I hope you distracted the gangster from robbing the bank :-).

  • I yelled at a phone in your bathroom because the voices told me to! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • I yelled at a pickle in an elevator because I can!

    This is too funny. Thanks!

    –Anna
    Diary of an Eccentric

  • Jessi – Were the voices on the other end of the phone? I’m confused…

    Anna – I’m sure the pickle must have done something to deserve it :-).

    I LOVE the participation this is getting – thanks, y’all!

  • I licked a surfer riding a motorcycle because I’m cool like that.

    And here I was thinking that I need to get out of the house more, but, apparently I don’t !

  • Dreamybee – Lucky that you live in Hawaii where all those surfers are :-).

  • I had lunch with my dog sliding down a hill because that’s how I roll. How fun!

  • I kicked a stuffed animal Riding a Motorcycle because I think I need some serious help!!

  • Kathy – That sounds like taking your dog sledding, which definitely could be fun.

    Beth F – That stuffed animal must have been doing something very inappropriate to deserve being kicked :-).

  • Ilona

    “I loved a pickle in my car because the voices told me to.”

    Um, I think that’s rude. Really. I also think it would sting like crazy.

  • Ilona – I think you have a good point; both figuratively and literally, it’s not terribly appealing.

  • I kicked a fireman in line at the bank because I’m sexy and I do what I want!

    Sweet!

  • Stephanie – It’s nice to be able to do what you want…but you never know when you might need a fireman :-).