I karate-chopped a surfer under your bed because the voices told me to. (How both of us fit under your bed remains a mystery…)
And what did YOU do today? Find your answer by selecting the appropriate phrases below, and either leave it in comments or post about it – we want to know!
March——–I karate chopped
May———-I jumped on
July———–I did the Macarena with
August——–I had lunch with
September—-I danced with
October——-I sang to
November—–I yelled at
December—–I ran over
Pick the date (number) you were born:
7——-my mobile phone
9——-my best friend’s boyfriend
11——-my science teacher
14——-a stuffed animal
19—— – a smurf
20——-a baseball bat
25——-a football player
30——-a homeless guy
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1——— In my car
2 ——— On your car
3 ———– In a hole
4 ———– Under your bed
5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle
6 ——— sliding down a hill
7 ——— in an elevator
8———- at the dinner table
9 ——– In line at the bank
0 ——– in your bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White———because I’m cool like that.
Black———because that’s how I roll.
Pink———–because I’m NOT crazy.
Red————because the voices told me to.
Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want.
Green———because I think I need some serious help.
Purple———because I’m AWESOME!
Gray———–because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow———because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange——–because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown———because I can.
Other———-because I’m a Ninja!
None———–because I can’t control myself!
Thanks to my blogless friend Roxane for e-mailing this one. And thanks for letting me get away with this bit of silliness as a post; it’s a crazy week, and not a lot of writing is getting done around here!