My mother-in-law hosts a Christmas-tree party every year. In return for food, drinks, and congeniality, she gets friends, neighbors and family to do her decorating.
|An open bar + more than 40 party guests=major drunk-monkey-decorating potential, you’d think.|
The end result comes from the involvement of many hands, but seems to reflect the thoughtful actions of actual humans. Where were the drunk monkeys?
|They stayed at my house, tossing garland. I’ve concluded that the line between a lovely tree and a monkey tree is made from LOTS of garland.|