These legal laughers come from the book Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History, and were part of an e-mail I got from a friend earlier today. Be glad you weren’t one of the court reporters who had to stay calm and record it while these exchanges were actually taking place. And to think I once intended to go to law school… ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.—————————————————————ATTORNEY: …